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Lewis Black Quotes

I’m constantly in fear of having a stroke Picture Quote #1

Everybody’s got cable Picture Quote #1

It’s a shame cars don’t run on cognitive dissonance Picture Quote #1

He smiles so much, I don’t think he has a central nervous system Picture Quote #1

Self-love is a big part of golf Picture Quote #1

I’m not a big birthday guy; I never have been Picture Quote #1

People would be a lot better off if they’d enjoy being single Picture Quote #1

Everybody’s family has different values Picture Quote #1

I’m a happy person but an angry citizen Picture Quote #1

If there is hell, it was modeled after junior high school Picture Quote #1

There is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bllodeshot eye Picture Quote #1

Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas Picture Quote #1

I like my friends because they make me feel normal, even though I’m not Picture Quote #1

You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I’m concerned Picture Quote #1

I never write anything down. I write onstage Picture Quote #1

Just relax and breathe through your ass Picture Quote #1

Mother Teresa had a mustache. Hitler had a mustache. Mother Teresa is Hitler Picture Quote #1

Socialism appeals to me. It's like imposed Christianity. You've got to share Picture Quote #1

Elected officials shouldn't get to choose who gets to choose elected officials Picture Quote #1

Usually I'm too tired to apologize Picture Quote #1

You got to be just stupid to not be focused on alternative energy Picture Quote #1

You've got to be stupid to heckle me - I am very equipped to win Picture Quote #1

You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I'm concerned Picture Quote #1

Turns out we've been eating the wrong things... since the dawn of civilisation Picture Quote #1

MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken! Picture Quote #1

My favorite health club is the International House of Pancakes Picture Quote #1

The people we elect aren't bipartisan. The American public is bipartisan Picture Quote #1

I am Batman. That's who I am, who are you? Picture Quote #1

Should I eat this or should I eat this? Well, I'll have to eat both! Picture Quote #1

Writing is thinking and thinking is hard work Picture Quote #1

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I’m constantly in fear of having a stroke (Lewis Black Quotes) Everybody’s got cable (Lewis Black Quotes) It’s a shame cars don’t run on cognitive dissonance (Lewis Black Quotes) He smiles so much, I don’t think he has a central nervous system (Lewis Black Quotes) Self-love is a big part of golf (Lewis Black Quotes) I’m not a big birthday guy; I never have been (Lewis Black Quotes) People would be a lot better off if they’d enjoy being single (Lewis Black Quotes) Everybody’s family has different values (Lewis Black Quotes) I’m a happy person but an angry citizen (Lewis Black Quotes) If there is hell, it was modeled after junior high school (Lewis Black Quotes) There is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bllodeshot eye (Lewis Black Quotes) Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas (Lewis Black Quotes) I like my friends because they make me feel normal, even though I’m not (Lewis Black Quotes) You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I’m concerned (Lewis Black Quotes) I never write anything down. I write onstage (Lewis Black Quotes) Just relax and breathe through your ass (Lewis Black Quotes) Mother Teresa had a mustache. Hitler had a mustache. Mother Teresa is Hitler (Lewis Black Quotes) Socialism appeals to me. It's like imposed Christianity. You've got to share (Lewis Black Quotes) Elected officials shouldn't get to choose who gets to choose elected officials (Lewis Black Quotes) Usually I'm too tired to apologize (Lewis Black Quotes) You got to be just stupid to not be focused on alternative energy (Lewis Black Quotes) You've got to be stupid to heckle me - I am very equipped to win (Lewis Black Quotes) You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I'm concerned (Lewis Black Quotes) Turns out we've been eating the wrong things... since the dawn of civilisation (Lewis Black Quotes) MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken! (Lewis Black Quotes) My favorite health club is the International House of Pancakes (Lewis Black Quotes) The people we elect aren't bipartisan. The American public is bipartisan (Lewis Black Quotes) I am Batman. That's who I am, who are you? (Lewis Black Quotes) Should I eat this or should I eat this? Well, I'll have to eat both! (Lewis Black Quotes) Writing is thinking and thinking is hard work (Lewis Black Quotes)

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